DARKROSE

Four pals are having tea one evening. One came late so the other three decided to have a little chat first. "My son Jack.." says one," has made quite a name in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter,but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so succesful in fact last year he gave a close friend a brand new house as a gift." The second man, tries not to be out done tells how his son started his career as a car salesman but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Gary is so successful, in fact, the last 6 months he gave his best friend 2 brand new cars as a gift." The third man's son, Roger,has worked his way up through a stock brokerage,and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift. The fourth man finally arrived and and they tells him they have been discussing their progeny and ask what line his son is in. "To be honest,i'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, Danny's been a hairdresser, and i've just recently discovered  he's gay. But let us just look on the bright side. He must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand-new house, two cars and a big pile of stock certificates"