Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, i was trying to commit suicide." the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor.
"You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No, silly!" the blonde said. "First i put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid 6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then i put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid 3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then i put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So i put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
