Spaghetti
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the baby. If she stayed in Italy to raise their offspring, he would also provide financial support until the child finished college. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back.
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused
wife.
'Honey,' she said, 'You received a very strange postcard today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I will explain it later,' he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.
On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Will need to send extra sauce!'
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I hope you enjoyed my spaghetti story. I thought it was cute and silly. 
