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Size: Large, Medium, Small Wed Nov 26, 08 11:46 PM | Category: Funny Stuff
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Whatever you give a woman,

she is going to multiply.

 

Smiley  Right Arrow  Smiley Shower

 

If you give her sperm,

she will give you a baby.

 

Sperm  Right Arrow  Baby

 

If you give her a house,

she will give you a home.

 

House  Right Arrow  Home Sweet Home

 

If you give her groceries,

she will give you a meal.

 

Groceries  Right Arrow  Meal

 

If you give her a smile,

she will give you her heart.

 

Smile  Right Arrow  Heart

 

She multiplies and enlarges

what has been given to her.

 

Tulip  Right Arrow  Field of Tulips

 

So...

 

If you give her any crap,

you will receive a ton of sh!t!

 

Poop  Right Arrow  Pile of sh!t

                                                         (Believe it or not...this is actually a cake.)

 

 

    LOL!   

   

 

Love and appreciate all

the women in your life!

 

 

Love

 

 


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torter Sat Jan 3, 09 06:08 AM

happy new yaer


megsha (Megi) Tue Jan 6, 09 08:56 AM

niceeeeeeeeee


m_aoe Thu Jan 8, 09 03:17 PM

No Women No life


qaisar_niazi Thu Jan 8, 09 04:31 PM

good 1 voted

LIVE WITH LOVE
rotcivlrac Mon Jan 12, 09 08:50 AM

you got my vote too!


myrchu_k Tue Jan 13, 09 12:17 PM

Asta chiar ca-i buna......


maddy2008 Tue Jan 13, 09 01:12 PM

very nice ....

voted


kristo_d Sun Mar 22, 09 06:00 PM
mohamed_it Tue Mar 31, 09 07:45 AM

hiiiiiiiii

it's me new friend , frist thanks for being with u and it's pleasue for me to be here , and i think it's atrue and actual realitty . and we cann't live with out sweet women

[url][b]thank u again [/b][/url]


jash321 Thu Apr 9, 09 04:55 AM

Nice post Like it!!!!



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